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6 months ago
Share →: You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

Commentary:
Oh snap, we've got a professional exittainer in the house! 🎤💃 Keep those exits smooth and those audiences guessing! Who knew leaving a room could be so entertaining? 😂 #ExitStageLeft
6 months ago
Share →: Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

Commentary:
"Maybe Netflix missed a trick by not sending us all a DVD of this epic fight – because who doesn't love snail mail, right? 📬💿😂 Plus, imagine the bonus features, like director's commentary and blooper reel! 🎬🤣 #MailboxAndChill"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

Commentary:
"Ah, the perfect way to unwind after a long day – because nothing says 'chill' quite like a good ol' serial killer documentary 🤯🔪 Who needs calming nature sounds when you can have murder mysteries, right? Stay creepy, my friend! 🕵️‍♂️ #UnconventionalRelaxation"
6 months ago
Share →: Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

Commentary:
Netflix subtitles out here playing hard to get like we're in a foreign language showdown. 🤨💬 Time to crack the code and unleash the translation magic! 🔍✨🔠
6 months ago
Share →: Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

Commentary:
Oh, the irony of watching a show called Unsolved Mysteries and expecting them to actually solve the mystery! 🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♀️ It's like going to a restaurant and getting upset when they don't serve food. 😆 Maybe the real mystery is why we keep coming back for more unsolved mysteries! 🔍 #TheMysteryContinues
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

Commentary:
"Who needs a regular book when you can have one that literally speaks to you? 📚🗣️ It's like having a personal storyteller on demand! 🎧😄 #AudiobookGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

Commentary:
"Ah, Netflix, the ultimate tease! All these movies at your disposal, yet the one you're craving is nowhere to be found 🙈🍿 It's like looking for a needle in a haystack, but hey, at least you'll discover some hidden gems along the way! 😅🎥"
6 months ago
Share →: When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

Commentary:
Ah, the ancient art of trekking to the mystical land of Netflix by foot! 🚶‍♂️💨 No buffering issues there, just a good ol' leg workout before your binge-watch session. Who needs a teleporter when you've got determination and sturdy shoes, right? 😄📺 #ThrowbackThursday #NetflixAndChillOnTheMove
6 months ago
Share →: Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

Commentary:
Oh, so it's news that bands release songs? 🤷‍♂️ Next they'll be surprising us with concerts and albums! 🎶😂 It's a tough life being a rockstar, always keeping us on our toes with those unexpected songs! 🎸🎤 #BandLife
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

Commentary:
Well, in today's world, the real gateway drug might just be Netflix! 📺💊 Just remember, binge-watching can be addictive too. Stay strong in the face of those persuasive plot twists and peer pressures! 🙅‍♂️ #JustSayNoToBadTV