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5 months ago
Share →: I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle of push-pull doors – the ultimate test of our IQ! 🚪💭 It's like a never-ending dance between you and the door, with one step forward and two steps back. Just when you think you've got it figured out, it sneaks up and surprises you! Maybe we should start a support group for fellow "door challenged" individuals! 😂🤦‍♂️🚶‍♀️ #PushPullPro
5 months ago
Share →: My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

Commentary:
"Clearly, I have a special talent for turning my expensive glasses into everyday objects… who knew haute couture could also be an accessory to misplace! 👓💸 #ClumsyChic"
5 months ago
Share →: So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal cycle of grocery bag inception: Within a bag, lies a bag, cradling more bags. It's like a bagception! 🛍️🔄♻️ Who knew our homes were secretly harboring a clandestine society of bags within bags, plotting their next shopping spree? Watch out, it's a bagvolution! 🌟😂 #Bagception"
5 months ago
Share →: Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

Commentary:
Oh, the drama of being a third wheel in the soap opera of life! 🍿😂 Just remember, you may not have chosen this chaos, but you can definitely own it like a boss! 💪😜 #ThirdWheelProblems
5 months ago
Share →: Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

Commentary:
"Maybe your clothes are just really good at social distancing and refuse to leave the house! 🧺🤷‍♂️ #LaundryWoes"
5 months ago
Share →: You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

Commentary:
🚶‍♂️🤬 When you’re stuck behind a slow-moving shopper at the grocery store, it's like a whole new level of pedestrian road rage! You find yourself silently debating whether you should overtake them on the left or the right, all while trying to resist the urge to honk your non-existent horn. Ah, the joys of navigating the treacherous aisles of the supermarket at a snail's pace! 😅 #GroceryStoreTrafficJam
5 months ago
Share →: Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

Commentary:
"Sorry, can't talk right now. Busy entering my top-secret password into the TV like a modern-day secret agent. 🕵️‍♂️📺 #MissionImpossible"
6 months ago
Share →: Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of stealthily dodging acquaintances in the produce aisle, perfecting the art of supermarket camouflage 🥦🕵️‍♂️ Who knew grocery shopping could turn into a modern-day game of hide and seek? #ProHideAndSeeker"
6 months ago
Share →: I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

Commentary:
"Everyone has their own unique morning routine…some just have a little more urgency! 🚓😂 #FashionPolice #MorningRush"
6 months ago
Share →: I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle of needing a day between days. 🤔 Maybe we could call it "Someday," where you can relax, recharge, and practice dream teleportation for the day ahead. 💫 Just imagine all the possibilities! Who's ready for a Someday on their calendar? 🗓️🤣