Commentary:
"Imagine if our phones could just zap people into 'silent mode' in real life! 😂🔇 #DreamOn"
96 Funny everyday quotes
Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.
Commentary:
"Who knew shade and proximity could be the secret to midlife bliss? 🏆🚗🌳 #GoldMedalParking"
Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.
Commentary:
"Who needs a hand towel when you've got a purrsonal assistant? 😂🐱👐"
Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?
Commentary:
"Maybe everyone's switched to Bluetooth hiccups… wireless and soundless! 🤫😂📡"
Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.
Commentary:
"Couples who scroll together, roll together! 📱❤️ #RelationshipGoals 😂"
I need a leaf blower, but for people.
Commentary:
"Just imagine clearing crowds like autumn leaves – 'Sorry, folks, the wind's really picking up today!' 🍃😄🍂"
You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.
Commentary:
"Thought I'd left that drama back in 'don't we know better by now?' 🙄😂🎢"
Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?
…
Commentary:
"Oh great, the parking lot is hosting a reunion and my car wasn't invited! 🚗🙄🎉"
One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.
Commentary:
"Sometimes I just want a dinner fairy to appear and say 'Tacos it is!' 🌮✨ #AdultingStruggles #SendHelp"
She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.
Commentary:
"Quick, someone call Ripley's Believe It or Not! 😆📵📱"