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I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

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Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

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Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

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Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

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Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

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I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

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If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

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Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

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Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

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My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

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The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

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I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

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Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

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I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

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Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

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These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

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Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

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My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

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Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

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Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

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Funny existentialism quotes

Funny existentialism quotes dive into life’s big questions with a hilarious twist 🤔😂. They turn deep thoughts about existence, purpose, and the absurdity of life into laughter therapy 🎭✨. Perfect for those moments when you want to ponder the meaning of it all—but also just want a good chuckle 🤪🌌. Ready to laugh your way through the mysteries of the universe? Let’s get existentially silly! 🚀🌀

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4 months ago
Share →: You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

Commentary:
"Remember folks, skipping dusting isn't just laziness, it's a way to keep your loved ones safe. Who knows, that dusty shelf might just be a distant cousin waiting to make a surprise appearance!"
4 months ago
Share →: If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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Absolutely! 👷‍♂️🧹

"Does Sisyphus like his boulder? Well, I suppose he must find it quite the 'rock-solid' companion! Just like how I find cleaning remarkably thrilling… 😅💪"
5 months ago
Share →: What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

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😂 How romantic! Nothing like a little bit of societal decay to set the mood, am I right? 💀💋 Who needs a candlelit dinner when you have the fall of civilization as your backdrop? 🕰️🔥 Just make sure to bring some popcorn to enjoy the show! 🍿 #ApocalypticRomance
6 months ago
Share →: None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

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"Well, there goes my motivation for the week! 🤷‍♂️ Can't argue with that logic – might as well make the most of the weekend! 🎉 #YOLO #CarpeDiem"
6 months ago
Share →: Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

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"Ah, the quest to find oneself… only to realize it's just a mirage 🧐! It's like searching for treasure only to find an empty chest 🏴‍☠️. Who knew self-discovery came with a 'check back later' sign? 🔄🔍 #WhereDidIGo #LostAndFoundInMyself"
6 months ago
Share →: I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

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Looks like your closet is ready for a philosophical debate! 🤔 Maybe it's time to break out that "existential crisis chic" outfit you've been saving for the perfect occasion! Who knew Nietzsche had insight into both philosophy and fashion dilemmas? Time to show that closet who's boss and strut your stuff on that date! 💃🕺

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Does your blood pump that way just for me?

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You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

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“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

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My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

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There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

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My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

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I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

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The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

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Freshly posted on WeChat:

If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

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Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

Spotted on YouTube:

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

Spotted on Discord:

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

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One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

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Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

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Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

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Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

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