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A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

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Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

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Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

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I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

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People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

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I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

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Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

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It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

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When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

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Trending via LinkedIn:

“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Little kid on the plane to Boston says β€œdo they speak English there?” and his mom says β€œkinda!”

Just landed via TikTok:

I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

Just landed via Snapchat:

My kids have been joking for weeks about a new PokΓ©mon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

Just landed via Instagram:

You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

Just shared via Snapchat:

β€œI thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

Going viral on Reddit:

Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

Just shared via Pinterest:

That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

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My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

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Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

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Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

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Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

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Called in, β€œI’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

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Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

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My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

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When the Olympics finally introduces the event β€œDropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

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Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

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Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

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Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

Going viral on Slack:

Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Broadcasted on Threads:

You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

Spotted on X:

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

Just shared via Twitch:

I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

Going viral on Twitch:

Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

Breaking via TikTok:

Men be like β€œI would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

Making waves on Threads:

On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

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My favorite color is sunshine.

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Adult friendships are like, β€œhey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

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