55 Funny fast quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the unending struggle between bookworm bliss and literary impatience!📚🐛 It's like waiting for a suspenseful plot twist – but in real life! Will they ever finish the book, or are we doomed to an eternal cliffhanger? The saga continues…⏳😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew fast food could be so sneaky? 🍔🍟 It's like saying 'out of sight, out of mind, out of waistline'! 😂 #CaloriesDisappearFasterThanDriveThruOrders"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

  Commentary:
  "Isn't it ironic how a simple phone call can snap us out of our phone-induced trance? 📱🚫 Call for help – literally! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the glorious sight of a lonely 'McFlurry Flag' fluttering sadly in the wind… 🍦😂 #McStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your doctor is speaking in code – with a side of humor! 🌮🍟 Who can resist the siren call of Taco Bell over the golden arches? You're on your way to a healthier diet, one crunchy taco at a time! 🌮🤣 #TacoTuesdayGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

  Commentary:
  Who called it America and not the land of fast food feasts and furious drivers? 🍔🚗 It's the home of drive-thrus and drive-bys! 🍟💨 #AmericanDreamsAndDriveThroughs

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew a simple 'pencils down' could awaken the hidden speed demon within us all? 🏎️✏️ Just like that, our writing abilities go from zero to 100 in the blink of an eye! 🚀💨 The power of a deadline, folks – turning mere mortals into writing machines! 💪😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!

  Commentary:
  "Living that rollercoaster life with our finances like 🎢💸💨 One minute you're feeling like a financial wizard, the next you're wondering where did it all go?! Remember, money can disappear faster than your favorite snack in a busy office breakroom! 😂💸 #WalletWhirlwind"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

  Commentary:
  Looks like McDonald's is trying to guilt trip us by saying, "You want a Big Mac? Here, have a salad with a side of burger!" 🍔🥗 At this rate, we might as well start calling them "Big Lettuces" instead of Big Macs! 😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

  Commentary:
  "Age might just be a number, but the speed at which it catches up with us is like the surprise plot twist in a movie 🎥👴🏼 Who knew time could be such a speed demon, right? ⏱️😅"

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