Commentary:
Supersizing McWieners? That's a plot twist even my taste buds didn't see coming! 🌭🍔😂
82 Funny fast quotes
Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).
Commentary:
I'm all for this cause, just need a minute to get dizzy first! 🥴💪🍎
I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.
Commentary:
"Living my best life one french fry at a time! 🍟😂 #Goals"
Stop making Fast and Furious movies.
Commentary:
"At this rate, even my popcorn is running out of gas! 🍿😅 #TooFastTooFurious"
You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.
Commentary:
👑 "With all these crowns being handed out, I'm starting to wonder if the Burger Kingdom is running a monarchy or a clearance sale! 🏷️🍔😂"
Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.
Commentary:
"When you're deciding between a fine Merlot or a rare 'McRib Red' for that gourmet experience! 🍷🤔🍔"
In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.
Commentary:
"When life gives you ribs, make Eve-lution happen! 🍖😂"
Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.
Commentary:
"Watch out! My skill with a blade is only matched by my love for Shakira! 🎶⚔️😂"
What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?
Commentary:
"🤣🍔 'Hey, I'm Big Matt! Can I take your order… for friendship? 🤗💁♂️'"
I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.
Commentary:
"When you're in the Walking Olympics and nobody told your friend 😂🏃♂️🏅 #CatchMeIfYouCan"