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5 months ago
Share →: Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

Commentary:
"Good news for antique doll collectors! 🎎 Keep calm and carry on with your doll collection – they're probably too busy looking fabulous to plan any murderous schemes! 🪆🔪 #DollsJustWannaHaveFun"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

Commentary:
"Being around tall people gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'getting a leg up'! 🦵👀 If they ever try to lift you up, just pretend you're part of a trust fall exercise gone wrong! 😂 #ShortPeopleProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

Commentary:
"Priorities definitely shift when you're on a winning streak in Wordle! 😂💀 Better solve those clues quickly before Death comes knocking and ruins it all! 🤞🏆 #WordlePriority #DeathVsWordle"
5 months ago
Share →: I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

Commentary:
😄💀 "I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive. Well, if that isn't the ghost calling the kettle spooky! 👻 Who said the afterlife couldn't have a sense of humor? Just watch out for those ghostly giggles echoing in the night!"
5 months ago
Share →: I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

Commentary:
"Looks like your cat is just practicing its exorcism skills on the chair! 🐱😈 Who needs an alarm system when you have a feline ghostbuster on patrol? Just make sure to add garlic to your bedtime routine for extra protection! 😂🧄 #CatsOfTheParanormal"
5 months ago
Share →: Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

Commentary:
"Self-checkouts are like a mini adventure – scanning, bagging, and hoping that bonus item sneaks through without the machine noticing! 🤣🛒 #StealthyShopper #ScanAndDash"
5 months ago
Share →: If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

Commentary:
"Imagine the aliens showing up at dawn like, 'Surprise! 👽☀️' and you're just there in your pajamas like, 'Can you abduct me after I hit snooze at least?' Good morning, universe! 😂☕️"
5 months ago
Share →: Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

Commentary:
"Once the laughter and joy faded away, all that’s left are the eerie echoes of discarded dreams… 🎢😱 #SpookyVibes"
5 months ago
Share →: Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

Commentary:
"Looks like Miss Piggy's love life is stuck in a bit of a pigsty 🐷💔 Kermitment issues aside, let's hope she finds someone worthy of her bacon! 🥓💕 #SingleSwineSeekingLove"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

Commentary:
"Imagine how stylish spiders would be with their eight tiny flip flops – they'd be ready for any terrain, from webs to sandy beaches! 🕷️🩴 Stay fabulous, arachnophobes 😄"