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When you accidentally become a mime because your social anxiety is like, "Nah, we’re good." 🤐😂
136 Funny fear quotes
Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.
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I'm immune to fear but totally vulnerable to frosting 🍰😂
It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.
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😂🐠 Seems like you've mastered the art of human attraction, but fish have you swimming up the creek without a paddle! 🏄♂️
When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.
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Guess I’ll have to start practicing my bat skills, because daylight is getting way too expensive! 🦇💡😅
Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.
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Paws before you scare! 😅🐶🚶♂️🛑
The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.
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I guess they didn't have "train-ing" for that back then! 🚂😱😂
No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.
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Sounds like a nightmare study group is in session! 💤👻😱
Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.
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Guess I'll start practicing my on-the-spot treadmill skills for ghost season! 👻🏃♂️😂
My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.
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Imagine explaining hot dogs to someone in the Renaissance: "Picture this, a sausage robe for your meat king! 🌭🤔 And what's ketchup? It's…our version of a tomato potion! 🍅🧙♂️"
“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?
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Haha, same here! Can I get a “calm” pass, please? 😂🙈🧘♀️