87 Funny fear quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

  Commentary:
  "You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo. 💁‍♀️💥 Who knew a tiny piece of plastic could pack so much intimidation factor! 📸 #FearlessSelfie"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the horror! The silent scream as the poster makes its untimely descent in the dead of night 🙀. Who knew that a harmless piece of paper could unleash such terror upon the unsuspecting sleeper? Keep an eye out for those rebellious wall decorations, they may just be plotting their nighttime escape! 🖼️💥😱"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Happy new fear!

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic mix-up between 'year' and 'fear' 🤣. Let's embrace the uncertainty of 2022 with open arms… and maybe a flashlight just in case! Here's to a 'spooktacular' new year ahead! 🎉👻 #HappyNewFear"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

  Commentary:
  Well, isn't that a gas-tastic quote! 💨😂 I mean, who knew being startled could lead to unexpected sound effects? This person should definitely come with a "Caution: May Fart Easily" warning label! Just imagine the possible chaos in a haunted house or during a surprise party 🎉. Remember folks, always approach with care and avoid any jump scares!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the moment of truth at the dentist's office: the fear shifts from the pain of the procedure to the pain in your wallet! 💸😬 But hey, at least you can laugh about it… to avoid crying! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a comfort zone when you can be the ultimate pusher of boundaries? 😂✈️ #JobGoals #AdventureTime"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

  Commentary:
  "Life is a highway, but merging? That's where the fear kicks in 😱. Sometimes it feels like trying to merge onto the fast lane in bumper-to-bumper traffic! 🚗 Just remember, it's okay to take it slow and use your turn signal. Patience is the key to successful merging, both on the road and in life! 🚦😄"

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