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To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

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Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

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The people that sing their heart out, but terribly, are my people.

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I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

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If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

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Aura is the real business card.

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Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

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No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

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When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

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When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

Just shared via WeChat:

It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

Trending via Snapchat:

Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

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I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

Just landed via Messenger:

Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

Making waves on YouTube:

Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

Just landed via YouTube:

Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

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Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

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Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

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“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

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The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

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I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

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The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

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Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

Spotted on Facebook:

Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

Trending via X:

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

Live now on Snapchat:

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

Reported on Discord:

I’m sick of living through history!

Making waves on TikTok:

My wife has the worst taste in men.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

Just landed via Reddit:

Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

Just landed via Discord:

Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

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