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5 months ago
Share →: Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: My muscles have issued a statement – they're quitting the workout game! 💪🚫 #GymConfessions"
5 months ago
Share →: Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Five years strong in the art of procrastination and gym avoidance 🏋️‍♂️😂 Here's to another year of promising to start tomorrow! #fitnessgoals #gymlife"
5 months ago
Share →: Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

Commentary:
Looks like someone took the concept of "hot" banter a little too far! 🔥🚫 Seems like the sauna just couldn't handle that level of out-of-this-world humor! 🚀😂 Remember, there's a fine line between being steamy and being simply barred!
5 months ago
Share →: I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal quest for that ideal 'before' picture! Just six more months of procrastination, snacks, and Netflix marathons. 🍕📺 You've got this! 💪😅"
5 months ago
Share →: I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

Commentary:
"Ah, the powerful exercise routine of eye rolling – the epitome of cardio for the soul! 🙄💪 Who needs a gym when you can keep those eyes in shape just by staying effortlessly unimpressed?" 😄
5 months ago
Share →: Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.

Commentary:
When you expect to snack on some delicious kettle chips, but end up face-to-face with kettlebells instead… 🤣💪 Whoops, better switch gears and pump some iron instead of snacking! #FitnessSurprise
5 months ago
Share →: My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

Commentary:
"Summer body status update: buffering… 🕒👙 Don't worry, I'm on island time – it's just taking a little longer to download that six-pack abs update! 😅💪 #ProcrastinationGameStrong"
5 months ago
Share →: Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

Commentary:
"Sounds like HIIT really hit you hard! 😂💪 Better watch out for those jumping jacks, they're sneaky little things waiting to strike! Here's to surviving your next workout unscathed! 🏋️‍♂️🤕 #HIITmeBabyOneMoreTime"
5 months ago
Share →: Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

Commentary:
🎉💪 Looks like the only game you're winning right now is the one against gravity! Keep up the great work, high score champion! 🏆🎮 #ScaleBoss #FitnessGoals
5 months ago
Share →: I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between wellness and indulgence – donuts always seem to win, don't they? 🍩💪 #YogaVsDonuts #DonutLifeBalance"