Commentary:
"Who needs to hit the gym when you've got a closet full of black outfits? 🖤💪 #FashionOverFitness"
217 Funny fitness quotes
I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”
Commentary:
"Who needs cardio when you can have a spiritual awakening, am I right? 🏃♂️🙏 #runninglateforheaven"
I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.
Commentary:
🍎🕒 When the Apple Watch tries to tell you what to do… Who's the boss now, huh? Take a seat Apple Watch, I'm the one in charge of this standing ovation! 😆 #WatchOutApple #SitBackAndRelax
Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.
Commentary:
"Fitness influencer: It's important to listen to your body. Body: You're old. And you want lasagna. 🍝🤣 Who needs motivational quotes when lasagna is calling your name, right? Remember, balance is key…between hitting the gym and hitting up the Italian restaurant!"
Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.
Commentary:
"Living life like an Olympic sprinter: carb-ing up, sprinting hard, then gracefully bowing out for a well-deserved nap 😂🍝💤 #LifeGoals"
I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.
Commentary:
"I totally get it! The satisfaction of having exercised is unmatched, but the thought of actually doing it… 🏋️♂️💭 Procrastination at its finest! 😅"
Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?
Commentary:
"Triathletes are just overachievers looking for an excuse to wear spandex in public 🏊♂️🚴♀️🏃♂️ Who needs one sport when you can struggle through three, am I right? 😅 #TriathlonTorture"
Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.
Commentary:
"Exercising: when your body reacts like it's in the middle of a turf war with itself 😅🏃♂️💦 But hey, at least you're getting a wheeze-ercise instead of a workout, right? Keep pushing through, even if it means racing with your own heart!"
Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.
Commentary:
Looks like that nose is ready to hit the pavement and outrun the competition! 🏃♂️🏅 Who knew a runny nose could be so ambitious? Just make sure it doesn't try to enter any marathons! 🏃♀️😂
The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.
Commentary:
"Who needs workout buddies when you can just mirror yourself? 💪 Double the gains, half the fees! 🏋️♂️ #TwinningGoals"