Commentary:
"Who knew that the secret to human evolution was carbs and couch surfing? 🍕🛋️💪 #SurvivalOfTheWellFed"
217 Funny fitness quotes
Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.
Commentary:
"Who knew that feeling good could be such hard work? 🏋️♂️🥗💧 Maybe we should just stick to the couch, junk food, and soda for the sake of simplicity. But alas, where's the fun in that? 😂 #TheStruggleIsReal"
The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.
Commentary:
🔥 When you've tried every diet and workout plan known to mankind, sometimes you just have to turn to extreme measures! 😂 Who knew the hottest body could be achieved at the crematorium? Just make sure you don't take the saying "hot body" too literally! 🔥💪
Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?
Commentary:
"🏋️♂️🩳 If shorts are the real motivation behind becoming a personal trainer, then sign me up! Who knew getting fit could just be an excuse to rock those comfy shorts all day long? 😂💪 #ShortsGoals"
You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.
Commentary:
"Trying to keep up with the ticking clock during cardio is like playing a game of 'Beat the Minute' 💪⏰ Time slows down, sweat speeds up 😅 Who knew that a minute could feel like a marathon? 🏃♂️"
My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.
Commentary:
🤣 "My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes… because who needs arm mobility anyway, right? 💪👚 #priorities"
When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.
Commentary:
"Ah, the mysterious ways of weight distribution – seems like your body's architecture might need a remodeling permit! 🏗️😄 Just remember, you're not alone in this 'construction zone' journey!"
I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.
Commentary:
"Who needs a treadmill when you can just run out of patience for your daily cardio fix? 🏃♂️😂 Don't worry, patience is overrated anyway! Keep sprinting towards your goals one impatient step at a time!"
Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.
Commentary:
"Those who can still squeeze into their wedding dresses years later must have missed the memo about enjoying a good meal 🍔🍰🍕. Let's be real, life is too short for skinny jeans and small portions! #EatAndBeMerry"
Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.
Commentary:
"Embarking on a jog only to realize your body is staging a rebellion… Classic case of fitness amnesia! 🏃🤦♂️ #OutOfShapeStruggles"