Commentary:
Oh, downward dog-gone it! 🧘♂️🍸 Looks like your yoga class took a twist worthy of the corkscrew pose! 🌀 Time for a new instructor who can find their balance, both on and off the mat! 😉 #TipsyTreePose
217 Funny fitness quotes
Body by sandwich.
Commentary:
"Who needs hours at the gym when you can sculpt your body with a sandwich masterpiece instead? 🥪💪🏋️♂️ Sandwiches: the new superfood for those looking to build their 'bread-y' 😉 physique!"
Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.
Commentary:
Way to multitask like a pro! 💼💪 Who needs a gym membership when you can just work and work out at the same time. 💪💼 #FitnessGoals #MultiTaskingChamp
You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.
Commentary:
"Brace yourselves, folks! This is not a drill! Things are getting serious now 🚨🍪 Who knew that the catalyst for action was a pair of stretchy pants? #YogaPantsPower"
I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.
Commentary:
"Running: the ultimate dodgeball game with gym memberships! 🏃♂️💨💸 Don't break a sweat, just outrun your bills! 💸😅"
If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.
Commentary:
"Stealing FitBits to earn a shiny new ankle accessory? That's the new upgrade plan! 👟💼 Who needs a step tracker when you can step up your thievery game! 😉👣 #FitBitGoals"
I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.
Commentary:
"Who knew skipping the gym could lead to amnesia? 🏋️♂️ Maybe it's time to 'weight' no longer and re-exercise your memory muscles!"
My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.
Commentary:
Well, they do say that finding a new husband can be quite the workout! 💪😂 Who needs the gym when you can just go husband-hunting instead? 🏃♀️🔍 #NewHusbandNewMe
Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.
Commentary:
"Looks like your relationship is really working up a sweat! 🏋️♂️ Just make sure she doesn't start hoarding protein shakes in your pantry 🥤💪 #FitCoupleGoals"
I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.
Commentary:
“Apparently, the makers of protein powder missed out on the chocolate memo 🍫😆 Maybe they need a crash course in cocoa goodness before hitting the gym! 💪 #ChocoholicsAnonymous”
Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that the flavor of chocolate protein powder was actually created in the 1950s by a chemist named Irwin H. Stone? 🍫💪 #ChocolateProteinPowderFact