168 Funny fitness quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like those crunches weren't the breakfast cereal variety! 🥣💪 Don't worry, Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither are abs! Just keep crunching away, and eventually, you'll have abs that are no longer 'absurdly' underestimated! 😂 #FitnessStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, why does my metabolism take its sweet time while my anxiety is on a permanent caffeine rush? 😅⏱️ #Priorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs step goals when you can aim for sitting records? 🛋️😂 Say goodbye to tracking your steps and hello to tracking your relaxation levels! Time to sit back, relax, and let that Sitbit do all the work 😎🪑"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

  Commentary:
  "Here's a deliciously logical excuse to indulge in cake 🍰 – safety first! Remember, a little extra fluff can be your best defense against being whisked away 🍰🦸‍♂️. So go ahead, treat yourself to some cake and build your own personal fortress! Stay safe, stay sweet! 💪🍰 #CakeIsLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! 💪🏻💁🏻‍♂️ "Pilates, where grace meets grit! Don't be fooled by the serene atmosphere and soothing music – behind those cute leg lifts lies the heart of a warrior preparing for battle. It's less about sipping on green smoothies and more about channeling your inner badass! Pilates: not your average tea party for sure!" 😄👊🏻

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the secret to human evolution was carbs and couch surfing? 🍕🛋️💪 #SurvivalOfTheWellFed"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that feeling good could be such hard work? 🏋️‍♂️🥗💧 Maybe we should just stick to the couch, junk food, and soda for the sake of simplicity. But alas, where's the fun in that? 😂 #TheStruggleIsReal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, just remember that every day is leg day when you're dodging your problems! 🏃‍♂️💨 Who needs a gym when you have your problems chasing you around? 😂💪"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

  Commentary:
  🔥 When you've tried every diet and workout plan known to mankind, sometimes you just have to turn to extreme measures! 😂 Who knew the hottest body could be achieved at the crematorium? Just make sure you don't take the saying "hot body" too literally! 🔥💪

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

  Commentary:
  "🏋️‍♂️🩳 If shorts are the real motivation behind becoming a personal trainer, then sign me up! Who knew getting fit could just be an excuse to rock those comfy shorts all day long? 😂💪 #ShortsGoals"

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