Commentary:
Workout gains are great until your laundry pile starts lifting heavier than you! 🏋️♂️👕🥴
217 Funny fitness quotes
I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.
Commentary:
"When life gives you grapefruits, swap them for pancakes! 🥞😂 #GrapefruitGoals #TeamPancakes"
Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.
Commentary:
"Nothing like a morning jog to remind me why I prefer pancakes! 🏃♂️🥞😅"
I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.
Commentary:
"Push-up: 1, Me: 0. Battling gravity one chuckle at a time! 💪😅 #GravityWins"
“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.
Commentary:
"When getting off the couch feels like an Olympic sport, but your medal is just chips! 🥇🍟 #Couchlete"
Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.
Commentary:
"Just waiting for my Fitbit to start demanding I feed it, or worse, clean up after it! 😂🐾 #HumanGochi"
Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.
Commentary:
"By the time I find my running shoes, I'm already ready for a nap! 🏃♀️💤👟"
Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.
Commentary:
"BRB, practicing my tuck-and-roll exit for maximum storytelling potential 🏃♂️🤣 #TreadmillTales"
I have the bruises of a much more active person.
Commentary:
"Those bruises are just my body’s way of telling me I’m living my best 'accidental Olympic athlete' life 😂🏅🤕"
It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.
Commentary:
"Who knew getting my daily dose of 'exer-fries' would be this delicious? 🍟🏃♂️😂"