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Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

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There should be bloopers at the end of horror films to relax the viewer before sleeping.

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Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy.

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What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

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They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

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I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

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Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

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I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

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Before cell phones, if you were bored in public, you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over.

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Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

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If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

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They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

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“Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.

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Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

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We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

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I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

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Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

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The lion can’t keep living like this.

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When you’re a parent, your skincare routine is just the steam from the dishwasher when you open it to find the coffee cup you just needed.

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

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Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

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A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

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No ChatGPT for me, thanks. I will be asking Liam Gallagher on Twitter.

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I have friends in high places (birds).

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I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

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Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

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Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

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You ever got inside jokes with yourself, or is that schizophrenia?

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If Halloween is over, then why am I still scared?

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Someone needs to invent a theater seat that forcefully ejects you through the roof if you take your phone out during a movie.

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My five-year plan is to just see what happens.

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Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

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If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

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Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

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How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

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