13 Funny food joke quotes

• Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

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  3 hours ago

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• Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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  6 hours ago

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• So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

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  2 days ago

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• Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

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  3 days ago

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• Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

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  1 week ago

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• What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

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  1 week ago

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• Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”

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  2 weeks ago

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• Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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  3 months ago

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• When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

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  3 months ago

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