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Funny food joke quotes

So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025