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So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.
3 months ago
Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.
3 months ago
Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.
3 months ago
What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?
3 months ago