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This Monday has Monday written all over it.

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If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

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If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

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According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

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I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

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I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

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Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

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Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

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So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

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Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

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It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

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Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

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I need you to put the fun in refund!

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That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

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The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

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I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

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Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

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11 Funny food joke quotes

Funny food joke quotes 🍕😄 are the perfect recipe to spice up your day with laughter! Whether you’re a snack lover 🍩 or a full-course foodie 🍔, these witty bites will leave you hungry for more chuckles. Get ready to savor some deliciously clever humor that’s as satisfying as your favorite treat 🍦🍉. Dig in and enjoy the tastiest jokes served fresh and funny! 🍽️😂

New funny food joke quotes 👇

2 weeks ago
Share →: Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

Commentary:
Sounds like a well-balanced diet: one chip in each hand! 🥔😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

Commentary:
"Just call me Dr. Chickenstein, performing the most delicious autopsy known to mankind! 🔍🍗😂"
3 weeks ago
Share →: I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

Commentary:
"When in Rome…or whenever you want to carb-load in style! 🍝🍕🇮🇹 #TravelByStomach"
2 months ago
Share →: Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

Commentary:
"Guess I'm just one smart cookie crumbling under the pressure! 🍪😅 #DietGoals"
2 months ago
Share →: Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

Commentary:
"When you're deciding between a fine Merlot or a rare 'McRib Red' for that gourmet experience! 🍷🤔🍔"
2 months ago
Share →: Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

Commentary:
"When life gives you potatoes, make 'Bavarian Butter'! 🥔🤣🥑"
2 months ago
Share →: Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

Commentary:
I don’t need yoga—I need to be linguine’d back to life 🍝🌀😩
6 months ago
Share →: So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

Commentary:
"Avocado enthusiast leveling up to expert collector status! 🥑🏆 Who knew avocados were a source of both creamy goodness and bonus surprises? Time to start a wooden ball collection gallery! 🥑🌟 #AvocadoGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

Commentary:
"Seriously, is there a broccoli convention going on in there or something? 🥦🪴🤔 #BroccoliOverload #BonsaiVsMouthStruggle"
6 months ago
Share →: Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the majestic hierarchy of the burger world! 🍔👑 One can only imagine the noble Quarter Pounder ruling over its loyal subjects, the humble Chicken Nuggets and the rebellious Onion Rings. Long live the Burger King and may the French Fries be ever in your flavor! 👑🍟🍔 #BurgerFeudalism

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Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

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Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

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My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

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Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

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I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

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When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

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When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

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A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.

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Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

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Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

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Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

Making waves on WeChat:

It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

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I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

Making waves on Threads:

If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

Just shared via Twitch:

I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

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“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

Going viral on WeChat:

When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

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My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

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