Funny food joke quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'm just one smart cookie crumbling under the pressure! 🍪😅 #DietGoals"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

  Commentary:
  "When you're deciding between a fine Merlot or a rare 'McRib Red' for that gourmet experience! 🍷🤔🍔"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you potatoes, make 'Bavarian Butter'! 🥔🤣🥑"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

  Commentary:
  I don’t need yoga—I need to be linguine’d back to life 🍝🌀😩

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

  Commentary:
  "Avocado enthusiast leveling up to expert collector status! 🥑🏆 Who knew avocados were a source of both creamy goodness and bonus surprises? Time to start a wooden ball collection gallery! 🥑🌟 #AvocadoGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, is there a broccoli convention going on in there or something? 🥦🪴🤔 #BroccoliOverload #BonsaiVsMouthStruggle"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the majestic hierarchy of the burger world! 🍔👑 One can only imagine the noble Quarter Pounder ruling over its loyal subjects, the humble Chicken Nuggets and the rebellious Onion Rings. Long live the Burger King and may the French Fries be ever in your flavor! 👑🍟🍔 #BurgerFeudalism

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

  Commentary:
  Oh la la! 🥖💃 Let me break it down for you: Baguettes come in all shapes and sizes, regardless of their gender! 🙅‍♀️ It's all about that delicious crispy crust and chewy interior that makes anyone swoon! 😂 Next time you enjoy a baguette, just remember it's all about the bread love, not the gender roles! 💁‍♂️🥖

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