13 Funny food joke quotes

• Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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  bag, chips, food, food joke, humor, i, joke, obsession, open, potato, potato chips, snack, snack obsession, tear, tearing, tearing open, third, vegetables

• When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

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  activity, autopsy, chicken, eat, food, food joke, fun, fun activity, humor, i, joke, pretend, quirky, rotisserie, silly

• I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

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  am, comedy, dessert, diet, food, food joke, humor, i, italian, Italian food, joke, just, leaving, pasta, pizza, speak, where, wordplay

• Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

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  cookie, craving, diet, feeling, food, food joke, humor, joke, snack, weird

• Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

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  carefully, casual, casual dining, choice, dining, fast, fast food, food, food humor, food joke, humor, joke, McRib, pairing, quirky, quirky choice, wine, wine pairing

• Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

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  avocado, food, food joke, German, guacamole, humor, joke, just, mashed, mashed potat, potat, potato

• Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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  comedy, enough, exaggeration, food, food joke, humor, i, joke, kitchen, kitchen humor, machine, need, pasta, playful, silly, stretching, through

• So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

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  avocado, ball, balls, collection, cool, cool discovery, discovery, food, food joke, humor, i, inside, joke, little, set, think, whole, wooden, wooden ball

• Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

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  bonsai, bonsai tree, broccoli, challenge, Chinese, Chinese restaurant, chop, dining, dining experience, dishes, eating, eating challenge, experience, feel, fit, food, food joke, humor, i, joke, mouth, restaurant, restaurants, tree, trying

• Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

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  burger, Burger King, existence, fast, fast food, feudal, feudal system, food, food joke, humor, joke, king, monarchy, satire, system

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