One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

Commentary:
"When you're naturally a walking comedy show 🤪🍹 Why wait for happy hour when you're a full-time entertainer, right?! 😆 #LivingMyBestLife"

I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

Commentary:
Back in the day, we didn't roast our fools, we just sprinkled a little extra sympathy on them 🤭🤷‍♂️ After all, it's important to have some compassion for those lacking in the brain department! #ThrowbackThursday #PityParty 🎉

Mama didn't raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

Commentary:
"Looks like Mama's fool-proof plan had a clever twist! 🤪🃏 #SelfMadeFool #BlameItOnMyself"

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn't laugh.

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

Commentary:
"Making a baby unimpressed is a whole new level of fail 🙈👶 Better luck next time, champ! Maybe take some baby comedy classes? 😂"

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

Commentary:
"Apparently, getting a toothbrush from the dentist is just a clever strategy to ensure we keep coming back for more dental adventures! 🦷🪥 Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, well, at least my oral health is in good hands! 😂"

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I'm never sending you nudes again.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

Commentary:
"Remember, folks, trust is like a Snapchat photo – it disappears quickly! 📸😂 Let's play it safe and keep those nudes where they belong – in the vault! 🔒😜"

Please don’t celebrate April Fool's day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

Commentary:
"Let's not turn April Fool's Day into a full-time job for non-fools! 🤪🚫 Let's respect each other's cultures and leave the prankster hats to the professionals. 🎩✨ #NoFoolinAround"

I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

Commentary:
"Who needs a designated day for foolishness when you can excel in it every day? 🤪 Embrace your inner fool and let the shenanigans ensue! 🃏 #EverydayFool"

My brain says "Let's do something exciting today" but my body says "Don't listen to that fool."

My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between the brain and the body – a classic tale of conflict! 🧠🤷‍♂️ Listen to your body, it's got more experience in this whole 'being a responsible adult' thing. Your brain can dream up the wild ideas, but your body knows what's best for a chill day. 🤣 #BrainVsBody"

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of criticism, a favorite pastime for the amateur philosophers and seasoned complainers alike! 🤔👏 From armchair critics to keyboard warriors, the realm of condemnation is a crowded one indeed! 😂 But hey, at least they're keeping the complaint department fully employed! 🙄💬 #CriticsGonnaCrit"