12 Funny fool quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

  Commentary:
  "Perfect advice for avoiding the dreaded 'School of Hard Knocks!' 🎓😎🔧 #StayCool"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your Fool application is still stuck in the 'under review' stage 😉🃏 Don't worry, maybe someone will finally hit that 'accept' button 🔜🤪 #AprilFools"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of criticism, a favorite pastime for the amateur philosophers and seasoned complainers alike! 🤔👏 From armchair critics to keyboard warriors, the realm of condemnation is a crowded one indeed! 😂 But hey, at least they're keeping the complaint department fully employed! 🙄💬 #CriticsGonnaCrit"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

  Commentary:
  "When you're naturally a walking comedy show 🤪🍹 Why wait for happy hour when you're a full-time entertainer, right?! 😆 #LivingMyBestLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

  Commentary:
  Back in the day, we didn't roast our fools, we just sprinkled a little extra sympathy on them 🤭🤷‍♂️ After all, it's important to have some compassion for those lacking in the brain department! #ThrowbackThursday #PityParty 🎉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Mama's fool-proof plan had a clever twist! 🤪🃏 #SelfMadeFool #BlameItOnMyself"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

  Commentary:
  "Making a baby unimpressed is a whole new level of fail 🙈👶 Better luck next time, champ! Maybe take some baby comedy classes? 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, getting a toothbrush from the dentist is just a clever strategy to ensure we keep coming back for more dental adventures! 🦷🪥 Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, well, at least my oral health is in good hands! 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, folks, trust is like a Snapchat photo – it disappears quickly! 📸😂 Let's play it safe and keep those nudes where they belong – in the vault! 🔒😜"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

  Commentary:
  "Let's not turn April Fool's Day into a full-time job for non-fools! 🤪🚫 Let's respect each other's cultures and leave the prankster hats to the professionals. 🎩✨ #NoFoolinAround"

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