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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

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If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

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No thanks, I’m already in a committed relationship with reading.

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When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

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Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

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Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.

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I wonder if my guardian angel and my future husband’s guardian angel are in a group chat trying to coordinate.

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I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

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Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

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I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

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Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

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Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

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Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).

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Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

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If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

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All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

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Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

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Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

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My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

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Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

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Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

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I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

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Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

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I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

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At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

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Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

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“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

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A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

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Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.

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I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

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Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

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I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

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A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

Just shared via Messenger:

It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.

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At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

Seen just now on Reddit:

My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

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If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

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