48 Funny found quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the magical transformation of wide pants into tight pants! 🌟 Who knew our clothes could participate in a fashion metamorphosis too? 🦋 It's like a surprise reunion with an old friend… who now gives you a hug a little too snug. 😄 Just keep rocking those tight pants with confidence! 💃 #FashionComedy

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

  Commentary:
  Oh no, the dreaded office birthday celebrations strikes again! 🎉 Looks like it's time to update the resume and start job-hunting for a workplace that won't throw surprise parties. 🎂 Who knew a cake could cause such chaos? 🍰 #OfficeDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

  Commentary:
  "Patience is a virtue, they say… but so is finishing tasks before you lose your mind! 😅 Looks like there's always an extra supply of daylight lingering when your patience is running on low batteries. ⏳🌞 #JustAnotherDayInPatienceLand"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a treasure map when you have the word 'shopping' to lead you right to the hidden gems? 💎👜💰 It's like a secret code only women can decipher! 😉 #RetailTherapy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's mind wandered off without leaving a trail…🤑🏝️ Keep searching for that elusive money, it might be on a vacation of its own! 💸🔍 Remember, a little humor goes a long way in the search for missing funds!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the 'dumbing down' strategy will have to wait! 😜 Maybe sticking with reality TV for now is the safer bet! 🍻 #CheersToClearMinds"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's taking the term 'silver fox' a bit too literally! 🦊✨ Who knew Zoom calls could spark such a colorful reaction? 🌈😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a gym membership when you can just strategically choose your squad? 🤔 Surround yourself with all the snacks – I mean friends, and voilà, instant weight loss illusion! 😂🍰 #SquadGoals"

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