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"Ah, darkness, always fashionably late to the party! πΆοΈβ But hey, better late than never, right? Who knew evening attire was so punctual! ππ #FashionablyLate #NightOwl"
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- The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.
- Dogs are manβs best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.
- True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other peopleβ¦ together.
- I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.
- The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.
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"Stephen King's It: where Pennywise acts as the ultimate wingman for childhood friendships that never die π€‘π« #FriendshipGoals #AdultingDoneRight" -
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"Who knew that becoming a spider relocation specialist was the key to making new friends? π·οΈπ‘ Now your house spiders are networking while your friends are calling exterminators! Talk about social mobility in the arachnid world! πΈοΈπ" -
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"It's a constant struggle between enjoying each other's company and agreeing to socialize outside the comfort zone of sweatpants and Netflix. π‘πββοΈ Who needs parties when you've got a cozy couch and a good friend who's just as keen on staying in as you are? ποΈπ€ #HomeBuddies #IntrovertsUnite" -
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"Looks like God got tired of multitasking and thought, why not test two birds with one stone? ποΈπͺΆ Bet He didn't expect us to team up and make a party out of it! π Let's show Him what teamwork really looks like! πͺπ" -
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"Having a daughter is like having a personal financial advisor who conveniently forgets that you're not made of money πΈπββοΈ. It's all love, sass, and an endless shopping list of wants! #DaddyDaughterDollarDrama" -
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"Ah, the life of a rural commuter ππ! While urban dwellers grumble about delays on the subway, we countryside folk are here twiddling our thumbs waiting for the trusty rail replacement horse to trot on by. π€ #CountryLiving" -
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"Cinderella could have thrown her own ball with her animal crew, dancing the night away without worrying about losing a shoe or midnight curfews! ππ Maybe her Prince Charming just needed a lesson in recognizing true beauty beyond makeup tricks! ππ" -
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"Lois Lane might need to borrow Clark Kent's glasses to brush up on her investigative skills! π΅οΈββοΈπ Maybe Greg should consider a cape for added disguise next time!"
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- Friends with consequences.
- Whoever said diamonds are a girlβs best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.
- Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and donβt make it awkward.
- Occupation: the ugly friend!
- Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.
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