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Trying to convince kids that crypto isn't just grown-up Monopoly money: mission impossible 🎩🪙🤹♂️
159 Funny friend quotes
A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.
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Sounds like everyone checked their phones for a text from him 😂📱✂️
No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.
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Ah yes, the classic case of Mistake Stockholm Syndrome! Can't quit those nostalgic mishaps 😂🔄👯♂️
Sometimes I wish I was a millennial, so I could talk about sex with my friends.
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Wow, I'd love to join a generation where discussing spreadsheets isn’t the main thing in Excel meetings 😂📊🍆
That friend who asks too many personal questions? He’s not concerned. He’s collecting.
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Sounds like he's gathering blackmail material for future negotiations 🤔🕵️♂️📚
Sure, you can invite more people to the plans we made 2 months ago. The more, the merrier. Also, I’m not going now.
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Sounds like our plans are getting a party upgrade! Too bad I'm switching to ghost mode 👻🎉
The homie who’s ultimately just a pawn in your grand scheme.
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When your buddy thinks they're playing chess but they're actually just the first domino 😂♟️🔄
Little do my friends know they’re healing me every time we hang out.
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Who needs therapy when you've got a circle of friends and pizza nights 🍕😂 #FriendshipGoals
I love when my friends have quiet boyfriends. Like, girl, your dog is so good, sis.
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Sounds like you've got a boyfriend with a built-in mute button 😂🤐 #QuietGoals
Commenting “AI slop” under pictures of my friends’ kids opening presents.
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When your friend's kid gets socks for Christmas: "AI slop strikes again! 🎁🤖👶"