Commentary:
Looks like your best friend is adulting while you're mastering the art of popcorn consumption! 🍿🏠 Just remember, you're building a solid foundation of snacking skills for the future! 😉
159 Funny friend quotes
Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.
Commentary:
"Remember, slow and steady wins the race in the game of love. Who knows, being friends first might just lead you to a treasure trove of potential hotties! 😉🔥 #FriendshipGoals #DatingTips"
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.
It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.
Commentary:
"Ah, the delicate dance of friendship – where honesty meets diplomacy! 🤔🤷♂️ Your good friend knows which shade of truth to serve, like a skilled bartender mixing just the right cocktail for your soul. 🍹👭 Cheers to those who know when to add a splash of honesty without drowning you in it! 🌊😄"
Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.
Commentary:
Ah, the ultimate prank from beyond the grave! Nothing says 'rest in peace' quite like a posthumous text blast. Just imagine all the confusion and amusement that would ensue as friends and family receive heartfelt messages from the great beyond. The deceased might even become known as the ultimate party host, orchestrating one final gathering long after they've departed. It's a brilliant mix of sentiment and humor that's sure to leave everyone scratching their heads in wonder and appreciation.
Occupation: the ugly friend!
Commentary:
"Occupation: the ugly friend – Always there for you when you need it, no matter how unglamorous or underappreciated. It's the friend you can count on to show up uninvited and stick around for the long haul. Just like a true friend, it might not be the most exciting or glamorous aspect of your life, but it's always there, loyal and reliable, ready to support you through thick and thin. Who knew your job could be so relatable
My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.
Commentary:
Having a lot of Facebook friends is like having a vast pen collection – it may look impressive, but in reality, only a select few are actually useful! Just like how only one pen writes, only a handful of friends truly engage and interact with you online. Quality over quantity, right?
Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
Commentary:
"Our phones may be replaceable, but friendship… well, that's a bit harder to upgrade. Just make sure your friends know how to do a graceful tumble for maximum comedic effect!"
Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.
Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.
Commentary:
Ah, the age-old tactic of disguising an extra boyfriend as a best friend – a cunning strategy indeed! It's like having a backup plan with benefits. Just make sure your best friend doesn't accidentally receive any love notes meant for your boyfriend!