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When you drop a "bro" bomb to confirm the relationship status: friend mode activated 🚀👬😂
159 Funny friend quotes
Commenting “humiliation ritual” on a pic of my friend out with his family.
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When your friend treats a family outing like a celebrity scandal 🎤💔😂
There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.
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Is this the day I find out my friend is secretly a superhero or just really good at coffee runs? 🦸♀️☕️👔
It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.
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Jumping off a bridge?! 😱 Calm down, just think of it as giving the camera a candid blooper moment! 📸😆
Cars should have two horns, one for “excuse me, kind friend,” and another for “curse you and your family for generations.”
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When you need to politely ask someone to get moving but also want to keep the "may your descendants forever feel my mild road rage" option open 😂🚗📢
The best part of Thanksgiving is being with family and friends, and a vast array of pies.
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Pie-nding my way through Thanksgiving with a fork in one hand and a pie chart in the other! 🥧🤣
I’m not here to make friends, just noise.
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When your social skills are at 2% but your volume's at 100% 🎤🔊😄
Me: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend.
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When even darkness is taken, it's time to work on your glow-up! 🌟😂
What age do you learn to cook pasta for one and not for a whole village? Asking for a friend.
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When you find the answer, direct me to the secret pasta society meeting. 🍝🙈
I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”
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When even your echo puts you in the friend zone 😂🌬️ #ForeverAlone