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"Best friends are like undercover agents willingly exposing themselves to the madness ππ΅οΈββοΈ No matter how many crazy antics you pull, they've got your back – and maybe a straightjacket just in case! π€ͺπ€ #FriendshipGoals"
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- Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.
- If you donβt have at least one white friend named βMattβ, then you are Matt.
- God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.
- Iβm the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.
- Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.
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"Who needs group chat drama when you can have a loyal dog who cuddles you instead? πΆπ¬ No sudden notifications, just unconditional love! πΎ #DogIsMyBestFriend"
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- My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they donβt read it fast enough.
- AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.
- Before I die, Iβm going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say βthanks for comingβ and other assorted messages of appreciation.
- My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.
- I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.
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