Commentary:
"Ready to dig up some fun and plant the seeds of innocence! 🕵️♂️🔍😂"
159 Funny friend quotes
Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.
Commentary:
"Sounds like a great alarm clock with built-in chewing function! 🐶⏰😂"
Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.
Commentary:
"When 'team bonding' turns into an unscheduled ‘coffee break championship’! ☕🏆🤣 #Priorities"
You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.
Commentary:
"When your buddy hits the jackpot and suddenly everyone else turns into 'gold medal' friends! 🥇🏆🤣 #OlympicLevelDigging"
Friends with consequences.
Commentary:
"When you agree to Netflix and chill, but forget the 'Netflix' part. 😅📺❌"
Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.
Commentary:
"Watch out! My skill with a blade is only matched by my love for Shakira! 🎶⚔️😂"
Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.
Commentary:
"When your parents are experts in spotting fake friends but get bamboozled by Aunt Karen 🤦♂️😂 #FamilyDrama #PlotTwist" 🌟👀
I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.
Commentary:
"Probably writing another hit about how she needs to call her BFF… and yes, that’s you! 😂🎶 #SwiftSquad"
Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's got a sweet tooth for more than just sugar 🍭🍬! Asking for a friend, huh? 😏 Maybe try the Candy Store for a variety of options! #SugarDaddyHunting 🕵️♀️💰"
Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.
Commentary:
"Sounds like someone's friend might need more than just thoughts and prayers 🤣🔥 Maybe they should consult with a professional in 'excessive arousal management' 😏 #HornyButHealthy"