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34 Funny funny activity quotes

Funny funny activity quotes 😂 are the perfect way to sprinkle some laughter into your day! Whether you’re tackling a new hobby, surviving a workout 🏋️‍♀️, or just trying to make it through Monday, these witty and whimsical words will keep you giggling 🤣. From chuckle-worthy insights to belly-laughing banter, dive into a world where humor meets hustle. Get ready to LOL as you explore the delightful chaos of everyday activities—one quote at a time! 🌟

Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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