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Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

I put the hot in psychotic.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

All my small talk is done with a car horn.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

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Broadcasted on Messenger:

I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

Breaking via Discord:

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

Just shared via Threads:

Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

Making waves on YouTube:

I feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

Making waves on Telegram:

Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

Seen just now on Messenger:

Touch my butt, not my coffee.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

Making waves on Reddit:

May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

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Funny funny response quotes are the ultimate way to sprinkle humor into any conversation 😄✨ Whether you’re aiming to keep the vibe light, throw a witty comeback, or just make someone laugh out loud 😂🔥, these clever lines have got your back! Get ready to boost your banter and turn everyday chats into a comedy show 🎭💬. Who said replies can’t be fun? Let’s dive into the world of chuckles and cleverness! 🎉🤣

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Share →: If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

Commentary:
"Guess it's time for some… 'adulting' 🤣🧹🛏️"
6 months ago
Share →: Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

Commentary:
"I appreciate your email, but it seems I'm on a very important 'sea to stone' mission at the moment. 🌊💼 No worries though, I'll be back soon to tackle those emails like a rockstar! 😄🤘"
6 months ago
Share →: Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic hobby of lasagna-making! 🍝 Who needs stamp collecting when you can craft layers of cheesy goodness? 😄 Just remember to add your secret ingredient: extra panic for that extra flavor! 🤪 #LasagnaLifestyle"
6 months ago
Share →: Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

Commentary:
🤣 "Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose. Let's just say 'out of sight, out of mind' isn't just an expression for me, it's a lifestyle choice! 🙈"
6 months ago
Share →: If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

Commentary:
"Warning: Serious answers to silly questions may result in unexpected wardrobe adjustments! 🤪🩲 #WedgieAlert"
6 months ago
Share →: Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

Commentary:
"Because sometimes words just can't capture the utter ridiculousness of a truly stupid question! Let's bust out those interpretive dance moves and pirouette our way to enlightenment. 💃🕺 Don't just answer – groove your way through it! 🤪 #DanceLikeNoOneIsAskingStupidQuestions"

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Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via TikTok:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

Just landed via WeChat:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Making waves on YouTube:

When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

Trending via Facebook:

A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

Shared recently on Threads:

Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

Making waves on Discord:

Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

Seen just now on Reddit:

People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

Spotted on Twitch:

Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

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