Funny funny response quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

  Commentary:
  "I appreciate your email, but it seems I'm on a very important 'sea to stone' mission at the moment. 🌊💼 No worries though, I'll be back soon to tackle those emails like a rockstar! 😄🤘"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic hobby of lasagna-making! 🍝 Who needs stamp collecting when you can craft layers of cheesy goodness? 😄 Just remember to add your secret ingredient: extra panic for that extra flavor! 🤪 #LasagnaLifestyle"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose. Let's just say 'out of sight, out of mind' isn't just an expression for me, it's a lifestyle choice! 🙈"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

  Commentary:
  "Warning: Serious answers to silly questions may result in unexpected wardrobe adjustments! 🤪🩲 #WedgieAlert"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

  Commentary:
  "Because sometimes words just can't capture the utter ridiculousness of a truly stupid question! Let's bust out those interpretive dance moves and pirouette our way to enlightenment. 💃🕺 Don't just answer – groove your way through it! 🤪 #DanceLikeNoOneIsAskingStupidQuestions"

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