13 Funny funny response quotes

• Job interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years’ time?” Me: “My greatest strength is that I’m a good listener.”

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  7 hours ago

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• Had an interview today, and my belly rumbled. The lady goes, “Missed lunch?” I told her, “Nah, I’m hungry for success!”

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  7 hours ago

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• Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

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  16 hours ago

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• “What’s your blood type?” I don’t know, boiling!

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  18 hours ago

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• “What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think.

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  2 months ago

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• I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

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  2 months ago

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• At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

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  2 months ago

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• If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

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  2 months ago

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• Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

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  2 months ago

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• Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

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  2 months ago

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