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Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said "lasagna".

Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025