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11 Funny funny response quotes

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Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

Posted on6 hours ago6 hours ago

“What’s your blood type?” I don’t know, boiling!

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

“What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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