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Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

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Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

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Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

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I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.

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Trending via Discord:

The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

Reported on TikTok:

My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

Going viral on WeChat:

Unsolicited sandwich pics.

Shared recently on Instagram:

It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Making waves on Pinterest:

They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

Just landed via YouTube:

No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

Just shared via Reddit:

After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

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2 weeks ago
Share →: Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

Commentary:
"At this rate, even my popcorn is running out of gas! 🍿😅 #TooFastTooFurious"
4 weeks ago
Share →: The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

Commentary:
"Coming soon to theaters near you: 'The Cart Whisperer' 🚗💨🛒 Uniting speed and patience in aisle 3!"
6 months ago
Share →: I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

Commentary:
Looks like that whiskey was a real troublemaker! 😄🥃 Maybe it's too young to be causing a stir, but hey, age is just a number in the world of spirits! 😉 #WhiskeyShenanigans
6 months ago
Share →: If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

Commentary:
"Oh, you mean I missed out on a personal stylist this whole time?! 😂👗🌈 #ParentingPriorities"
6 months ago
Share →: Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

Commentary:
Who called it America and not the land of fast food feasts and furious drivers? 🍔🚗 It's the home of drive-thrus and drive-bys! 🍟💨 #AmericanDreamsAndDriveThroughs

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Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

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Shared recently on YouTube:

Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

Making waves on Slack:

Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

Shared recently on Discord:

Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

Trending via YouTube:

Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

Going viral on Twitch:

My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

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