I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

Commentary:
Looks like that whiskey was a real troublemaker! 😄🥃 Maybe it's too young to be causing a stir, but hey, age is just a number in the world of spirits! 😉 #WhiskeyShenanigans

If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

Commentary:
"Oh, you mean I missed out on a personal stylist this whole time?! 😂👗🌈 #ParentingPriorities"

Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

Commentary:
Who called it America and not the land of fast food feasts and furious drivers? 🍔🚗 It's the home of drive-thrus and drive-bys! 🍟💨 #AmericanDreamsAndDriveThroughs