Commentary:
Sounds like the fridge was the original social media platform 🧊🎨😂
Funny furious quotes
Stop making Fast and Furious movies.
Commentary:
"At this rate, even my popcorn is running out of gas! 🍿😅 #TooFastTooFurious"
The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.
Commentary:
"Coming soon to theaters near you: 'The Cart Whisperer' 🚗💨🛒 Uniting speed and patience in aisle 3!"
I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.
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Looks like that whiskey was a real troublemaker! 😄🥃 Maybe it's too young to be causing a stir, but hey, age is just a number in the world of spirits! 😉 #WhiskeyShenanigans
If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.
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"Oh, you mean I missed out on a personal stylist this whole time?! 😂👗🌈 #ParentingPriorities"
Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?
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Who called it America and not the land of fast food feasts and furious drivers? 🍔🚗 It's the home of drive-thrus and drive-bys! 🍟💨 #AmericanDreamsAndDriveThroughs