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Jan 27, 2025
Share →: What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

Commentary:
"Apparently, some folks think that a couch is just a fancy plant stand or something 🌿🤷‍♂️. Maybe we should consider hosting visitors outside on lawn chairs next time, for the true living room experience 😂🪑 #SundaySilliness"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

Commentary:
"A large group of people is called an 'eww, no thank you' – or as introverts like to call it, a nightmare come true! 😅🙈 #TeamSolo"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

Commentary:
Ah, the horror of being thrown into a social situation against your will! 😱 Brace yourself for awkward small talk and a sea of unfamiliar faces. This is either the start of a great adventure or a comedy of errors waiting to unfold. 🤣 Just remember, you can always fake a sudden urge to use the bathroom as your escape plan! 😉
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

Commentary:
"Hosting a Super Bowl party at my place! Just a small request – please BYOTV (Bring Your Own TV)! 🏈📺 #SuperBowlSunday #BYOTV"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

Commentary:
Ah, FOBI – the ultimate anti-social anxiety! 🙅‍♂️ Who needs FOMO when you've got FOBI keeping you happily away from those social gatherings? 😂 It's all about embracing your fear of being invited and enjoying some quality alone time instead! 🎉 #FOBIPride 🙌
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

Commentary:
Me, at the intervention: "Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place." 🍷😅 Who knew an intervention could double as a reunion of all your stressors and annoyances? Cheers to facing your problems head-on… or with a glass of wine in hand! 🍷🤪 #CheersToSelf-Improvement
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

Commentary:
"Looks like our ancestors were living life on the edge! 🙈 Let's take a moment to appreciate modern inventions and, well, wise decisions 😂👏"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

Commentary:
Looks like this room is so exclusive, even the dust particles couldn't make it in! 🎉🚫 It's the ultimate anti-party, where even the walls are too cool to join in the fun! 😄✨
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

Commentary:
"Easy solution: just bring your own karaoke machine and start belting out 'Wonderwall' at full volume. 🎤🎶 Nothing like an unexpected solo performance to really get the party going… or clearing out the bar in record time! 🙉🎵"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”

Commentary:
"Three words that strike fear into the hearts of parents everywhere: 'Come on in.' 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️ Because we all know that's where chaos and mess await! 😂 #ParentingStruggles"