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A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”
This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.
Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.
What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?
Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

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5 months ago
Share →: A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

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"A large group of people is called an 'eww, no thank you' – or as introverts like to call it, a nightmare come true! 😅🙈 #TeamSolo"
5 months ago
Share →: The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

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Ah, the horror of being thrown into a social situation against your will! 😱 Brace yourself for awkward small talk and a sea of unfamiliar faces. This is either the start of a great adventure or a comedy of errors waiting to unfold. 🤣 Just remember, you can always fake a sudden urge to use the bathroom as your escape plan! 😉
5 months ago
Share →: If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

Commentary:
"Hosting a Super Bowl party at my place! Just a small request – please BYOTV (Bring Your Own TV)! 🏈📺 #SuperBowlSunday #BYOTV"
5 months ago
Share →: FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

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Ah, FOBI – the ultimate anti-social anxiety! 🙅‍♂️ Who needs FOMO when you've got FOBI keeping you happily away from those social gatherings? 😂 It's all about embracing your fear of being invited and enjoying some quality alone time instead! 🎉 #FOBIPride 🙌
5 months ago
Share →: Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

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Me, at the intervention: "Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place." 🍷😅 Who knew an intervention could double as a reunion of all your stressors and annoyances? Cheers to facing your problems head-on… or with a glass of wine in hand! 🍷🤪 #CheersToSelf-Improvement
5 months ago
Share →: We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

Commentary:
"Looks like our ancestors were living life on the edge! 🙈 Let's take a moment to appreciate modern inventions and, well, wise decisions 😂👏"
5 months ago
Share →: This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

Commentary:
Looks like this room is so exclusive, even the dust particles couldn't make it in! 🎉🚫 It's the ultimate anti-party, where even the walls are too cool to join in the fun! 😄✨
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

Commentary:
"Easy solution: just bring your own karaoke machine and start belting out 'Wonderwall' at full volume. 🎤🎶 Nothing like an unexpected solo performance to really get the party going… or clearing out the bar in record time! 🙉🎵"
5 months ago
Share →: Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”

Commentary:
"Three words that strike fear into the hearts of parents everywhere: 'Come on in.' 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️ Because we all know that's where chaos and mess await! 😂 #ParentingStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: your friends are just really worried about your extensive snack collection 🍔🍕 #InterventionOrNah"