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Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

150 years ago, you could just fake your death and go overseas and live a completely different life if you didn’t like the way the cards were originally dealt.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5.

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Nov 27, 2025

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Going viral on X:

I’m not sure my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

Spotted on Threads:

Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

Freshly posted on X:

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

Going viral on Messenger:

Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

Just shared via YouTube:

“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

Breaking via TikTok:

Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

Shared recently on Discord:

If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

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Funny gift giving quotes 🎁😂 add a splash of laughter to any celebration! Whether you’re hunting for the perfect words to accompany your quirky present or just love a good chuckle about the art of gifting, these witty sayings will brighten your day and spark joy. Get ready to share smiles, giggles, and maybe even a few eye rolls—because giving gifts should always be fun! 🎉🎈✨

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Commentary:
"Christmas: the season of expanding waistlines and expanding fibs to the little ones! 🎅🍪🤥🎄 Who says you can't indulge in both delicious treats and creative storytelling at the same time? It's all in the holiday spirit! 😉"

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3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Move over, Santa! 🎅🏻 Who needs the North Pole when you've got Amazon Prime? 🎁🚚 Let's make some cyber wishes come true, one delivery at a time! 🛍️💬 #NewAgeSanta"

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3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question: What Would Jesus Buy? 🤔 Turns out, it's fish sandwiches all around! 😄🐟 Bon appétit, my friend! Let the gift of mystery and deliciousness be with you! 🎁🥪"

buying, enjoy, fish, gift, gift giving, giving, humor, i, Jesus, presents, sandwich, think
3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"I often opt for gift bags over wrapping paper because my dexterity is on par with a tipsy panda trying to perform brain surgery 🐼🎁 #ClumsyGiftGiver"

bag, choose, drunken, drunken panda, fine, fine motor skills, gift, gift bag, gift giving, giving, humor, i, just, laziness, motor, Panda, skills, wrapping
1 month ago

Commentary:
Wishing for a "Sugar Daddy Santa" website where dreams come true and funds mysteriously appear! 🎅💸✨

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All funny gift giving quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Unfortunately, I don’t give ugly men a chance, because they wouldn’t give me one if I were the ugly one.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Telegram:

Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

This entire “presidency” is like being tied to a chair and watching a toddler play with a loaded pistol.

Breaking via Facebook:

If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

Shared recently on Instagram:

If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

Trending via X:

In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

Going viral on Telegram:

I’d end my life from loneliness before I ever talk to ChatGPT like it’s my friend.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

Just shared via X:

I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

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