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Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

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Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

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Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

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Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

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Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

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It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

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Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

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If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

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Women are like apples; I like biting them.

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The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

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Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

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I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

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Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

Spotted on Threads:

“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

Going viral on X:

Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

Making waves on YouTube:

Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

Going viral on X:

Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

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Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

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Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

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I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

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Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

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Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

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Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

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My favorite color is money.

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Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

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The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

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Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

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Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

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The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

Making waves on Discord:

Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

Trending via Facebook:

I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

Just landed via Messenger:

Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

Live now on YouTube:

I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

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Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

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When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

Trending via TikTok:

Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

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I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

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