Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

Commentary:
"Looking to part ways with my DeLorean – it's in great shape and has low mileage. 🚗💨 Only driven from time to time… literally! ⏳ Who needs roads when you can travel through time? 😉⏰ #BackToTheFuture"

I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

Commentary:
"Ah, the powerful exercise routine of eye rolling – the epitome of cardio for the soul! 🙄💪 Who needs a gym when you can keep those eyes in shape just by staying effortlessly unimpressed?" 😄