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Funny great shape quotes

  • Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

    Commentary:
    “Looking to part ways with my DeLorean – it’s in great shape and has low mileage. 🚗💨 Only driven from time to time… literally! ⏳ Who needs roads when you can travel through time? 😉⏰ #BackToTheFuture”

  • I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the powerful exercise routine of eye rolling – the epitome of cardio for the soul! 🙄💪 Who needs a gym when you can keep those eyes in shape just by staying effortlessly unimpressed?” 😄

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