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I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

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The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

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I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

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Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

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I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

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I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

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Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.

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Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

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My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

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Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

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At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

Reported on Slack:

I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

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Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

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Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

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My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

Seen just now on Discord:

At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

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Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

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Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

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We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

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Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

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Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

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Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

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There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

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Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

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The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

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He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

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People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

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I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

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I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

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Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

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I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

Breaking via Slack:

The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

Live now on LinkedIn:

Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

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When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

Trending via WhatsApp:

My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

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We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

Just landed via WeChat:

Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

Just landed via Threads:

Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

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Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

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