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Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

Commentary:
"Looking to part ways with my DeLorean – it's in great shape and has low mileage. 🚗💨 Only driven from time to time… literally! ⏳ Who needs roads when you can travel through time? 😉⏰ #BackToTheFuture"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

Commentary:
"Great minds think alike, but let's not forget that the village idiots are also forming an alliance over there! 🤔🤣 #unityindiversity"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

Commentary:
🎉🙏 "Good news, folks! Looks like divine intervention was at play because the priest who listened to all my sins is on the mend! Maybe my confessions weren't as bad as I thought after all…😅"
$Funny great quotes - You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!$

Jan 23, 2025
Share →: You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

Commentary:
"Who says parenting can't be fun and educational at the same time? 🤓🍸 Let's just hope the math problems don't start getting blurry after a few sips! 😂 #MathMomsGoneWild"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

Commentary:
"Mastering the art of the poker face: when you bluff your way through confusion like a pro 🃏😳 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

Commentary:
"Who needs a fence when you've got a great neighbor next door? They're like a real-life superhero in the world of lawn disputes and noisy pets! 🦸‍♂️🏡 #NeighborGoals"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

Commentary:
"Well, blame it on the humidity, not on your hair skills! 💁‍♀️ Embrace the frizz and pretend it's a deliberate style choice! 🌧️😄 #BadHairDay"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

Commentary:
Ah, the ultimate struggle of hoarding virtual loot and pristine produce 🍌🍎🕹️ Don't worry, we've all been there… hanging onto that golden apple like it’s the rarest treasure in the land! Just remember, in both gaming and life, sometimes you just have to take a bite and savor the sweetness! 😉🎮🍇
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

Commentary:
Ah, the mystical allure of the trombone! 🎶🎺 It is the mysterious art form where your skills remain shrouded in ambiguity, a musical enigma wrapped in a brass puzzle. Who's to say if your performance is masterful or merely a well-crafted illusion? The trombone player walks a tightrope between genius and obscurity, a true enigma in the world of music. 🤔✨🎵 #TromboneMystery
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the colorful language laboratory of our subconscious mind never fails to surprise us during human interactions! 🧠🤬 Better watch out for those unintentional "science experiments" of expletives! 🔬😂"