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I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.
Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.
Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.
I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.
The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

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5 months ago
Share →: I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

Commentary:
"Running: the ultimate dodgeball game with gym memberships! 🏃‍♂️💨💸 Don't break a sweat, just outrun your bills! 💸😅"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

Commentary:
"Who knew skipping the gym could lead to amnesia? 🏋️‍♂️ Maybe it's time to 'weight' no longer and re-exercise your memory muscles!"
5 months ago
Share →: Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

Commentary:
"Looks like your relationship is really working up a sweat! 🏋️‍♂️ Just make sure she doesn't start hoarding protein shakes in your pantry 🥤💪 #FitCoupleGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone has their fitness priorities stacked… with chips! 🏋️‍♂️🥔 Who needs hydration when you've got a full can of Pringles, am I right? Maybe they're just training for the Snack-athon 🏃‍♂️🍟 #FitnessGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

Commentary:
"Who needs workout buddies when you can just mirror yourself? 💪 Double the gains, half the fees! 🏋️‍♂️ #TwinningGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: Gym-goers with earbuds found to be secretly yearning for unsolicited gym small talk. 🎧💬 Who needs personal space when you can bond over weights and awkward encounters, right? 😉 #NormalizeAwkwardGymChatter"
5 months ago
Share →: The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the calm before the lift storm – where dreams of gains float above, and the only burn you feel is from the stares of fellow gym-goers wondering when you'll actually start lifting. 💪😂 #ProcrastinatingLikeAPro"
5 months ago
Share →: I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

Commentary:
"Wouldn't that be just the dream? 🏋️‍♀️💪 No need for sweating or grunting, just a quick gym drop-off! Oh well, back to reality where we actually have to put in the work ourselves. 😅 #WishfulThinking"
5 months ago
Share →: I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

Commentary:
"Interrupt my precious beauty sleep again and the gym will need more than just treadmills to escape my wrath. 😴🏋️‍♂️ #NapTimeMatters"
5 months ago
Share →: I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

Commentary:
"Oh no, it sounds like your gym membership might be hiding in the locker room! 🏋️‍♂️ Don't worry, maybe it's just doing some extra squats and push-ups on its own. 😂💪 It's always worth checking in with those elusive gym gains – they can be quite the sneaky little devils! 🕵️‍♂️ #MysteryOfTheMissingMuscles"