183 Funny hate quotes — Wordgag ツ

I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

20 hours ago20 hours ago

I hate to slut-shame, but a lot of you are not slutty enough.

6 days ago6 days ago

Born to hate people. Somehow ended up in customer service.

1 week ago1 week ago

I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me.

1 month ago1 month ago

Men be like “I hate drama,” and then have love triangles, secret babies, a wife, side chick, ex that’s still around, breadcrumbs, and unhealed trauma.

1 month ago1 month ago

I hate liars, but what I hate more is when they think I’m an idiot and won’t find out the truth.

1 month ago1 month ago

I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating.

1 month ago1 month ago

I hate that I present as an independent woman who doesn’t need any help. It’s a facade. Help me.

2 months ago2 months ago

I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am.

2 months ago2 months ago

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here eating Nutella from the jar with a spoon.

2 months ago2 months ago

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here plucking chin hairs.

2 months ago2 months ago

Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

2 months ago2 months ago

I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

2 months ago2 months ago

I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.

2 months ago2 months ago

I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

2 months ago2 months ago

Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.

2 months ago2 months ago