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Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

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Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

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If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

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There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

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It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

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“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

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Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

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When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

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I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

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Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

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It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.

Breaking via Telegram:

I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

Live now on Facebook:

Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

Going viral on YouTube:

The only joke my mom ever made was me.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Some people are like ads, just skip.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

Just landed via Facebook:

Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

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I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

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Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

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There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

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Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

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All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

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Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

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Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

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This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

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Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

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If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

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Trending via Facebook:

Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being β€œin trouble”.

Trending via Reddit:

Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, β€œWasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

Seen just now on Snapchat:

It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.

Reported on LinkedIn:

I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

Going viral on WeChat:

Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

Just landed via Telegram:

I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

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