15 Funny haunted quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

  Commentary:
  "Who ya gonna call? 🚫👻 Imagine the Yelp reviews on that: 'Great location, spacious rooms, but the ghost in the attic is a bit too chatty for my liking.' 😂🏠 #HauntedHouseHunting"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

  Commentary:
  "Welcome to the spooky mansion of secrets, where every door you open reveals another layer of the Will & Jada enigma! It's a true rollercoaster of emotions – one minute you're in the 'Fresh Prince' room feeling nostalgic 😎, and the next you're in the 'Red Table Talk' chamber getting all the tea spilled ☕️. Who needs ghosts when you have the Smiths' drama haunting every corner? 👻🏠 #HollywoodHauntedHouse"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs ghosts when you've got real estate prices haunting you like a specter? 👻💸 Better bring some holy water and a good mortgage deal when house-hunting! 🏠💰"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs ghosts when you can be the one giving the trees chills? 😆🌲 Channel your inner mischief and make the woods gossip about you! 👻 #SpookyGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.

  Commentary:
  🚪😱 "If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted… or you just have really faulty hinges! Either way, it's time to call the ghostbusters or a handyman, just to be safe! 👻🛠️"

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