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Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

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Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

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If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

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Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

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Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

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An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

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A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

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Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

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I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

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I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

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I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

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Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

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I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

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I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

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Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

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I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

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Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

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A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

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The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

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I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

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This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

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My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

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There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

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Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

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They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

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Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

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Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

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Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

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If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

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After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

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I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

Just landed via Discord:

Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

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We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

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IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

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My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

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Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

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