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Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Lately life has been all panic no disco.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

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Making waves on Threads:

Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

Just landed via Messenger:

I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

Just landed via Discord:

We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

Spotted on Slack:

I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

Live now on WeChat:

How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

Just landed via Pinterest:

The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

Trending via Telegram:

I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

Going viral on Facebook:

I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

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6 months ago
Share →: Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

Commentary:
"Who knew Gollum was actually living his best life all along? 😂💍🦎 Just imagine hissing at people who dare disrupt your precious alone time – pure genius! Maybe we should all take notes from the master of solitude and self-care 🏞️🛁 #GollumGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

Commentary:
From hissss to wheeeee 🎆💥 Sounds like the evolution of fireworks was quite the explosive journey! Who knew turning up the heat could be so dazzling? 🔥✨

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Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Twitch:

Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

Going viral on Twitch:

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

Going viral on Instagram:

I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

Live now on WeChat:

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

Seen just now on YouTube:

When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

Just landed via Instagram:

Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early.

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