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Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Friends with consequences.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Don’t let the fact that I’m deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you’re in the presence of a genius.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Going viral on Instagram:

My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

Freshly posted on X:

Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

Trending via Pinterest:

Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

Trending via YouTube:

I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

Going bananas on X:

I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

Trending via Snapchat:

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

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86 shares on Pinterest this month:

“God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.

94 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

91 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

14 shares on Facebook this month:

I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

93 shares on Discord this month:

What a strange day. And it has been for years.

91 shares on WhatsApp this month:

No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

23 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The worst part about being in your 40s is the 10 years of listening to people say, “Wait till you’re 50.”

25 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

61 shares on X this month:

Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

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I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

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“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

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I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

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Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

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Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

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I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

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If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

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I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

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I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad.

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Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

I got bills. They’re multiplying.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Normalize having a threatening aura, but really just being a sweetheart.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you make too much money.

Going viral on Discord:

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

Shared recently on Reddit:

Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.

Making waves on Instagram:

I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

Going bananas on Reddit:

After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

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