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"Life's a stage, and for serial killers and comedians alike, it's all about that elusive Netflix special 🎬 Or you might just end up on those 'shitty podcasts' discussing your quirky hobbies like collecting stamps or, uh, body parts 🤷♂️ Either way, make sure to choose your performances wisely! 😉"
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- One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.
- Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?
- Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.
- Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.
- Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.
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Hmm, I hope your coworker didn't take that comment as a job application! 🙈 Remember, it's all fun and games until HR gets involved! 😂 #OfficeShenanigans -
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Well, it seems like they took the "hands-on experience" approach to safety! 🤕 Always good to be proactive 😂👷♂️ #SafetyFirst -
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"Ah, you've got that 'dig deep' kind of vibe! 💪🪰 Who needs rock bottom when you've got a jackhammer handy, right? Keep drilling, because why settle for rock bottom when you can reach new depths! 🔨😄 #KeepDrilling" -
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Well, you know what they say, when a blockbuster movie saves the world from aliens, it deserves its own federal holiday! 🎬🪐🎉 Just imagine the founding fathers in a popcorn-filled cinema, watching Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum saving the day – quite the historical moment! 🍿👽🇺🇸 #IndependenceDay2.0 -
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Oh, the mysteries of linguistic creativity! 🤔💡 Maybe the same person also coined "out of the box" but never actually thought outside the box again! 📦😂 The world may never know! 🌎🤷♂️ -
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Ah, the evolution of partying… 🕺🏼🛒 Who needs clubs when you can vibe to the sweet tunes of the produce aisle? 🎧🥦 Just imagine busting a move while picking out avocados! The grocery store is the new nightclub for the sophisticated palate. 💃🛒 #GroceryStoreGoals -
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"Ah, the struggles of forbidden desires! 😘💔 But let's remember, violence is never the answer, even if that face is begging for a little smack 🤭👋 Keep those fists to yourself and practice self-control instead! 🧘♂️✨" -
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"Autocorrect is my worst enema… I mean, enemy. 🤦♂️🌊 Don't worry, typos happen to the breast of us!" -
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"By the time you hit your 80s, you'll be running for Congress… literally! 🏃♂️💨 Who says you can't be a political powerhouse in your golden years? Time to show those young guns what experience and a good pair of running shoes can do! 🌟 #SeniorCitizenInCongress"
Top Funny Hit Quotes 🔥
- I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.
- Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.
- You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.
- All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.
- Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.
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