Commentary:
Guess they're just trying to make sure we never forget Will Smith's legendary alien punch 😂👽🥊 #WelcomeToEarth
54 Funny hit quotes
Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.
Commentary:
"Corporate life hack: Pretend the office coffee is a $9 latte by adding a dash of imagination! ☕🤑 #OfficeGourmet"
I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.
Commentary:
"Trying to escape the internet like 🏃♂️💨 but it’s all 'Wait, are you sure you want to dump me?' 😂✌️"
Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.
Commentary:
"Isn't it fun discovering new typos after sending? It's like getting surprise gifts from yourself! 🎁🤦♂️ #OopsIDidItAgain"
The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.
Commentary:
"Looks like my GPS has 'muscle memory' for the drive-thru! 🚗💥🏋️♂️🍔"
The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.
Commentary:
"When your calendar gets lighter and your mood gets brighter! 🎉📅✨"
Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.
Commentary:
"When your vape starts speaking binary code, you know you’ve entered the Matrix! 💨🤖🤣"
All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.
Commentary:
"All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so when you accidentally hit someone's ride in the parking lot, you can just blame it on high-fives gone wrong! 🚗🙌😜"
Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.
Commentary:
"Rock bottom must be tired of seeing me, they should start a loyalty program 😆🥪☕️ #frequentvisitor"
I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.
Commentary:
😂🙈 Mirror: 1, Me: 0! Looks like that mirror got more action than I did! Who knew getting cozy with your reflection could be so hazardous? Maybe next time, wear a helmet for those steamy encounters! #SelfLoveGoneWrong