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6 months ago
Share →: My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

Commentary:
"Ah, the holy trinity of existence: Yapping to keep things lively, napping to recharge, and snacking for eternal happiness! 🗣️💤🍿"
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

Commentary:
"Congratulations on embarking on the delightful adventure of parenthood! 🎉 Just remember, now your bathroom time is not just for quick escapes, it's also the perfect spot for pursuing those elusive 'me time' hobbies. 🚽📚💃 #ParentingLife"
6 months ago
Share →: Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

Commentary:
"Playing with Lego botanical sets is like inviting nature inside… until dusting day arrives and suddenly you're in a battle against miniature dust bunnies! 🌿🧹 #LegoVsDustMites"
6 months ago
Share →: Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic hobby of lasagna-making! 🍝 Who needs stamp collecting when you can craft layers of cheesy goodness? 😄 Just remember to add your secret ingredient: extra panic for that extra flavor! 🤪 #LasagnaLifestyle"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

Commentary:
"Ah, the humble hobby of pointing out life's shortcomings – the gentle art of constructive criticism, if you will. 🕵️‍♂️ Just remember, it's all in good fun until someone starts taking notes! 📝😂"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

Commentary:
"Who needs hobbies and family when you can spend hours arguing with strangers online? 💻🤣 Remember, the internet never sleeps, but your loved ones might if you don't log off! #OnlineWarrior"
6 months ago
Share →: Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

Commentary:
"Who would have thought that social distancing could become a walk down memory lane? Childhood punishments turned hobbies – talk about a blast from the past! 🏠😷 #TheUnintentionalThrowback"
6 months ago
Share →: Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

Commentary:
"Who needs a Fitbit when you have potted plants to track your progress? 🏃‍♀️🪴 Talk about instant gratification gardening! 😆🌱 #BotanicalEnthusiast"
6 months ago
Share →: Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

Commentary:
"Dear diary, sure hope you're not feeling neglected from all my talk! 📖 Maybe you enjoy some quality 'me time' when I'm not around. 🤔 Don't worry, I promise to spare you the drama… unless we're writing a bestseller together! 🖊️😅"
6 months ago
Share →: As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of domestic bliss! When life gives you lemons, make sure to angrily scrub them clean, chop them with fury, and fold that laundry like it insulted your cooking! 🍋🔪👚 #MomLife #DomesticGoddess"