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Digging out those old Pokémon cards like they're stocks I should have invested in 😂📈 #WisdomOfTheYouth
60 Funny hobby quotes
“Do you have any hobbies?” Lately, I’ve been really into panicking.
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Sounds like a full-body workout! 🏋️♂️😱 Maybe next you'll get into calm-collecting! 😂🧘♀️
It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.
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Sounds like my favorite activity: competitive ceiling staring! 😜🛌🌌
Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing. I’m literally too old for this. I’m gonna learn how to forge a sword.
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Acting like a medieval knight might just be the only logical next step in adulting! 🏰⚔️😂
Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.
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Time to buy that winning ticket, because these artifacts and abs aren't going to admire themselves! 🤑🏛️💪
What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?
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Start with the basics: mastering the art of smiling without pulling a face muscle! 😄🎨
My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.
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Relatable level: expert procrastinator unlocking next-level exhaustion 🤦♂️😴🎮
“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.
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Turning coupon clipping into fine art 😉👜
Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?
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Sure thing, but only if you promise not to race them in the living room! 🏎️🏠😄
My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.
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When multitasking becomes an Olympic sport, I'm ready 😂📺📱