Funny homeless quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

  Commentary:
  "When your pajamas become your new wardrobe staple, you start to blend in with the couch cushions. 🏡👀 #HomelessChic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the quintessential festival experience: paying top dollar for the privilege of dirty hair, questionable food choices, and sleeping in a flimsy tent 🎪🤑 Who needs luxury when you've got the authentic homeless chic vibe going on? 😂 #FestivalLife

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

  Commentary:
  "Technically, I'm just 'homeless' – no 'm' involved! 🏠➖🧑‍🚫 Now accepting applications for a new 'ome' 😉 #WordplayWednesday"

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