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When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

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Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

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Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

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Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

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The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

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I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

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We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

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I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

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I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

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50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

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Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

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Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

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Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

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If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

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People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

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Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

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The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

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Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

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Listen to the birds, not the news.

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If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

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Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

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Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

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Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

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I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

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Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

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Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

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For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

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Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

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Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

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I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

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I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

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Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

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The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

Just landed via TikTok:

Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

Just landed via TikTok:

You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

Making waves on Telegram:

Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

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As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

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I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

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