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Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

You know it’s bad when people start telling you, you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

There aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

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17,766

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Reddit:

She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

Live now on Snapchat:

Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

Making waves on YouTube:

The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

Seen just now on X:

The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

Live now on Snapchat:

Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

Broadcasted on X:

I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

Making waves on Snapchat:

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

100 shares on Instagram this month:

I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

12 shares on Discord this month:

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

42 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you think Dry January is hard, wait until you try Abstinence August.

89 shares on Twitch this month:

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

60 shares on Snapchat this month:

You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

61 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

63 shares on Messenger this month:

Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

77 shares on X this month:

When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

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Hot Jokes 💥

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I swear some songs have background noises of your mum shouting your name from downstairs.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

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Updated

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Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

Asking him what his favorite dinosaur is on the first date to determine compatibility.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Your honor, I was under the impression it was hammer time.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Instagram:

With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

Freshly posted on X:

Becoming a DJ, but only because I like to impose my will and preferences upon the masses.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

Making waves on WeChat:

At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

Seen just now on X:

Therapists are like, “You don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.”

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

Trending via Telegram:

Christmas is a very special time when I give my brother a $100 gift card, and he gives me a $100 gift card.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

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