39 Funny important quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

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