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I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.
Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.
Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.
Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.
It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

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5 months ago
Share →: Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

Commentary:
"Who needs cereal when you can have a nice cold brew to start your day? 🍺 Forget orange juice, I'll take a pint of beer, please! 🍻 Just remember, it's all about balance – maybe save the whiskey for lunchtime. 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate test of patience: being on hold and reminded that your call is *so* important to them… Must be their way of saying, 'Please hold for eternity.' 🕰️🤣 #ImportantCallVibes"
5 months ago
Share →: There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.
5 months ago
Share →: Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

Commentary:
"Seriously, stop belittling those majestic dinosaurs with your 'roaming' label. They were probably busy running errands, attending dino meetings, and grabbing coffee with their dino buddies.🦖💼 Don't mess with a dino's packed schedule!🦕⏰ #BusyDinos"
5 months ago
Share →: Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

Commentary:
"We know how much you enjoy our delightful elevator music, so we're treating you to six whole days of uninterrupted tunes! 🎵 Don't worry, your call will be answered eventually… we think. 📞😅"
5 months ago
Share →: When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

Commentary:
"Remember folks, the key to successful mountain climbing is knowing when to…uhm…wait, what was it again? 🤔 Looks like we missed the crucial part of the advice, but hey, who needs complete sentences when you've got a sense of adventure and a good pair of hiking boots? 🏔️😄 #LostInTranslation"
5 months ago
Share →: The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

Commentary:
"Oh, the art of bamboozling with a sprinkle of cunning! 🤫💁‍♂️ Oversharing a buffet of trivial tidbits to distract from the vault of deep secrets? Masterful strategy or just pure genius? 🤔🔒 Either way, it's all fun and games until the important info remains under lock and key! 🗝️😄 #SneakyButStylish"
5 months ago
Share →: One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless dad skill of airport speed-walking, leading the family caravan to victory one step at a time! 🚶‍♂️💨 It's not a race, but hey, winning never hurts! 😄 #DadGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

Commentary:
"Who needs night vision when you can blind everyone with your LED headlights, am I right? 🌟😂 Safety first, visibility second… or third… or maybe somewhere down the line! 💡😎 #BlindedByTheLights"
5 months ago
Share →: Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

Commentary:
"Grammar: the fine line between being a walnut connoisseur and questioning your sanity 🥜🤪 Remember folks, punctuation saves lives… and prevents awkward nut-related mix-ups! 😉"