Commentary:
Guess I'll just have to start mailing my cologne samples with my profile now 😂💌 #SmellYaLater
69 Funny important quotes
Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.
Commentary:
Rudeness level: Just enough to make sure nonsense has left the chat! 😏✋🤣
My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.
Commentary:
Ah, the classic 'hide-and-seek' technique: expert at hiding, pro at never seeking! 🕵️♀️🔍😂
I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.
Commentary:
Trying to be a morning person is like trying to fold a fitted sheet—best left unsaid and unseen. 🤫😴🛌
“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.
Commentary:
I always knew Dad's real talent was secretly saving internet bandwidth 🌐💸👏
Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.
Commentary:
Sounds like he's about to unleash some serious wisdom—or just tell us where the best tacos are! 😎🌮📢
It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.
Commentary:
Stepped outside, instantly missed my couch! 😂🏡 #HomeSweetHome
We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.
Commentary:
"Fact check: Everyone has their 'hot mess' moments—some just look hotter doing it! 😂🔥 #EqualOpportunityTerribleness"
It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.
Commentary:
"Channeling my inner supermodel because clearly, the camera needs its daily dose of fabulosity! 😂📸☀️ #PosingPro"
It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.
Commentary:
Ah, the timeless ritual of warming up — because nothing says "ready for action" like finally rolling out of bed without pulling a muscle! 😅🛏️🔥 Remember, even your bed needs a warm-up before you launch into the day. 😉💪 #MorningStretchGoals