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Sounds like everyone checked their phones for a text from him 😂📱✂️
Funny informed quotes
Micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated.
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In my defense, I only microdose chaos to keep things interesting.
Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.
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Finally figured out adulting: staying blissfully unaware and always having pizza ready! 🍕🤯
Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”
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I'm fully informed to admit my lack of information! 🤔😂📚
My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.
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"Currently balancing on the tightrope between 'What's happening in the world?' and 'I can't handle the news!' 🤹♂️📰🤯"
I’m an ethical hater. My hate towards you is informed, balanced, and deeply nuanced.
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I'm just here to provide constructive criticism… in a beautifully wrapped package of sarcasm! 🎁😏